Two updates:

+ A new section by colourreporter, in which Pep tries to guide a reporter around Camp Nou while disguising the increasingly weird behaviour of the stadium. [By the way, Lorenzo is Barca's physical preparation coach, newly signed this season ( Read more... )

Warnings for dubious Barca crack, suggestions of strange supernatural occurrences, and various implied pairings.

A (partial) explanation for this madness:

1) Certain images featuring one A. Iniesta from the Euros, leading to conversations about vampirism between yours truly, tall_tree and I believe bustedflush also ( Read more... )